Friday, August 28, 2009

Sweet & Creamy

I had a date with an ice cream cone last night. He was sweet. Too bad he didn't last very long.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Jello is a food right?

Just cause your sucking it down with a GIANT syringe that looks pretty phallic doesn't mean it's inappropriate right?

Goodness what would Bill Cosby say?

Someone stated I should have had my hands behind my back, but I countered with:

"Then how would I get it to squirt in my mouth?"


Penis or Taquito? You make the call!

I say TAQUITO, that thing is too thin and smooth! I wonder if there was any sour cream at the tip of that taquito!

Hope the dude got lucky for realz by the end of the night!

Thanks for the "entry"! Keep them coming!

Dodger Dog

I just recently went to my first Dodger game (a must, having just moved to Los Angeles). And of course, with my first Dodger game I just had to consume my first Dodger Dog. Can you believe that was my first bite? *wink* What can I say, I like 'em long!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Sassy Pants & Nessa's New Fun Project with Food! Food Porn!

Have you ever been hanging around eating a hot dog and pickle and maybe stared at it a little too lovingly? Did a naughty thought cross your mind and then you decided to be obscene with it? Worst yet, did your friends catch it camera? Hell you may have taken the pictures yourself! Well here is your chance to show us your MESSY FOOD SPUNK! Show us your lovingly affections with food or beverages! This is a fun site developed by perves with food fetishes! Not really, but yes we are perves nonetheless! Show us what you got! Did you capture someone in public perhaps not knowing they were being too loving with their food?! Send it to us! We'd love to watch!

Mmmm......look at the will never be the same.....SassyPants, you naughty naughty gurl!

Submit YOUR Messy Food Spunk to

Show us your MESSIEST!!!