I had a date with an ice cream cone last night. He was sweet. Too bad he didn't last very long.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Just cause your sucking it down with a GIANT syringe that looks pretty phallic doesn't mean it's inappropriate right?
Goodness what would Bill Cosby say?
Someone stated I should have had my hands behind my back, but I countered with:
"Then how would I get it to squirt in my mouth?"
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Have you ever been hanging around eating a hot dog and pickle and maybe stared at it a little too lovingly? Did a naughty thought cross your mind and then you decided to be obscene with it? Worst yet, did your friends catch it camera? Hell you may have taken the pictures yourself! Well here is your chance to show us your MESSY FOOD SPUNK! Show us your lovingly affections with food or beverages! This is a fun site developed by perves with food fetishes! Not really, but yes we are perves nonetheless! Show us what you got! Did you capture someone in public perhaps not knowing they were being too loving with their food?! Send it to us! We'd love to watch!
Mmmm......look at the churro.....it will never be the same.....SassyPants, you naughty naughty gurl!
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Show us your MESSIEST!!!